Ladies, if you will indulge me, this paricular missive is directed solely towards my male bretheren...although a female perspective is more than welcome.
Gentlemen...we need to accept the fact that we are flawed & stupid individuals. Single minded and stubborn to a fault, the best we can hope for is to find the right woman to temper and tolerate our rough edges. If you haven't been lucky enough to find that special someone (as I have), you can surely improve your chances by not being That Guy.
Now, we've all been That Guy at one time or another. It's hardwired into our DNA, much like our pathological need to control the remote or our constant amusement at flatulence (it's always funny). But with age should come wisdom or at least the ability to hide That Guy tendencies...but that's not always the case. Sometimes we're That Guy and don't even realize it. So, as a public service, here are some identifying characteristics of That Guy...ignore them at your peril.
*If you have more beer than food in your fridge, you're That Guy
*If you're in your 30s and your fraternity days are your greatest achievement, you're That Guy
*If you truly believe that "Chicks aren't funny", you're That Guy
*If you still refer to women as "chicks", you're definitely That Guy
*If you won't go to an important event with your girlfriend/spouse (like a work party or her father's funeral) because you'll miss the game, you're That Guy.
These are but a few warning signs. I urge all men to be vigilant. Don't be That Guy...you're making the rest of us look bad!
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