I just saw an ad...the McRib is back at McDonalds. Thank goodness one of the major fast food companies is willing to make a sandwich for animal lovers...one that contains no actual meat of any kind.
If, as the song goes, Spider Man does "whatever a spider can", then technically he would shoot his webs out of his butt. I'm not sure I'd want to see Tobey Maguire do that.
In an effort to be more culturally sensitive, shouldn't the cleaning product just be called "Span"?