So Patrick Stewart went & got himself knighted...which is awesome. But you may not know there are perks that go along with the title. With a little digging & a heretofore unknown talent for hacking, I managed find a partial list of the benefits Sir Patrick will enjoy with this great honor...
#4 No longer has to flush the loo when visiting Buckingham Palace
#7 Can legally take possession of William Shatner's toupees
#9 Lays claim to official title of "Sir Patrick Stewart, Lord Locutus of Borg and Mack Daddy Daddy Mack of the British Empire Beyotches"
#13 Gets his own TARDIS
#17 May, without reprisal, take a Number Two on Number One anytime Jonathan Frakes is on British soil
#22 Gets Kate Winslet's home phone number
Congratulations Sir Patrick for a well deserved honor.