It's been very trendy lately for celebrities to come out with their own signature fragrances. Because, really who wouldn't want to smell like Britney Spears? (Sidenote...I haven't actually smelled her perfume, but I imagine Britney smells like menthol cigarettes, tater tots & desperation.)
So this got me a thinking about what kind of signature cocktails would celebrities create to embody their essence in alcoholic form. So let's see what I came up with....
Kid Rock: Pabst Blue Ribbon, hot dog water and Mad Dog 20/20
Lady GaGa: Absinthe, NyQuil Wild Cherry and a handful of anti-psychotics
The Cast of Glee: Bartles & James Peachtastic wine cooler, spearmint schnaaps & 4 pixie sticks
Dane Cook: Royal Crown, grape Kool-Aid & 3 slices of Kraft American cheese
Justin Bieber: Yoo-Hoo, Zima & Pepto-Bismol
Mickey Rourke: Vodka, Jack Daniels and Antifreeze
David Hasselhoff: Meister Brau, Wild Turkey & 3 liquified Big Macs
There's a ton of money to be made from celebrity cocktails....and the subsequent bookings on "Celebrity Rehab." I anxiously await your call Hollywood.