Tso is the only General best remembered for being a chicken
Revenge is a dish best served cold with a house salad & side of fries
You may not always want to dance, but it's nice to be asked
You never know who your friends are until you run thorough background checks on them
Self-absorption is the privilege of the elderly or the unwell...if you're neither, you need to knock it off
Being alone and being lonely are two entirely different things
Don't drink water...fish poop in it
You can say a lot while still saying nothing at all
Even negative attention is better than being ignored
Nirvana killed goofy hair metal & took the fun out of rock and roll
No one needs to know what you're doing every minute of every day
If you have one person you know you can truly depend on, you're luckier than most
Every good thing is finite...everything changes, so enjoy the glory days while you have them
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