As I write (type?)this, I'm wearing my "White And Nerdy" shirt that I got at a Weird Al Yankovic concert. There's no irony involved: Iam indeed white and am most definitely nerdy, so I consider it to be truth in advertising.
Which got me to thinking...why hasn't anyone come up with a t-shirt that automatically displays the personal characteristics of the wearer?
Think of how much time it would save and the conflicts it would prevent.
*When approaching women, guys could read the shirt that said "Dude, You Have No Shot" and avoid awkwardness and rejection.
*Women on blind dates could see "I Have Intimacy Issues And Watch ESPN All Day" and bail before the appetizer.
*Job interviews could be streamlined with the prospective employee reading "We're Going To Work You To Death For No Money" and interviewers seeing "I'm A Lazy Weasel Who Steals Office Supplies."
There are thousands of applications and the technolgy has to exist.
I may have come up with the way to world peace. You're welcome.