Just saw a commercial for a local Lasik provider. One of the ladies in the spot said it worked so well that it was like, "Jesus just laid his hands on my eyes and said "You're healed."
Just a couple of observations:
1) I don't think those were the healing hands of Jesus ma'am...that was a laser cutting into your eyeballs.
2) If it was Jesus who healed you, I don't think Our Lord & Savior would ask for $2,500 because your insurance company wouldn't cover elective surgery.